We’re a motley crew, comprised of:
James Atkins. Amateur and dilettante.
Joe Capps. Classically Cumbrian.
David John Cowling. Garret-dwelling Cumbrian lounge pianist, writer, Kendalian chess chump and Russophile. Famously inattentive to matters of dress and the measly bastard punctilios of reason, he has been mistaken for a demented vagrant by all claiming a modicum of perspicuity, relatives included. Influences include Sterne, Cook, Stanshall, Beckett, Swift and Cutler. Can be followed on twitter @d_cowling.